I kinda made a new acc so yea pls follow me its mycalclifford if you want to :-) you can now unfollow me here coz i dont think ill be opening this again or idk. Thaaanks

snakeoil:

perdu-me:

Things not to say to me while I’m eating:

• That’s a lot of food
• That’s not enough food
• You’re going to eat all of that???!??
• That looks gross
• That’s not healthy
• That looks healthy
• That’s disgusting
• Why are you eating that?
• I’m glad you’re eating more

In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

this SO much

surprisedbitch:

when you get a bad haircut and you see people for the first time

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin